La Boeuf

I was feeling really miserable about my lunch today *stares down at it* so I decided to google random gourmet terms to make myself feel better.

I typed the magical words into the white box:

“Kobe Beef”

No I’m not going to be a sicko and post some picture of a poor cow being murdered. I had to restrain myself from licking the screen when the picture below came up. But seriously you guys, LOOK AT THIS.

How could anyone not want it?! NOM NOM NOM.